he's no snitch

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↗ X – Suspends the account of Yulia Navalnaya
 Google – Capitol One acquires Discover

↗ Reddit – A black hole is hiding in plain sight
↗ Markets – Tesla rival Fisker could be delisted.
↗ Music –Apple Music is testing import Spotify playlists

Things To Know

1.Tinder is dead serious about their blue checkmarks. Soon, you’ll need to upload your driver’s license and take a video selfie.

2.Apple says: Stop Putting Wet iPhones in Rice mmkay? "small particles of rice to damage your iPhone."

3. Nvidia beats Tesla as the most traded stock ahead of earnings. And the rally doesn’t seem to stop.

4.The ultimate pivot? A former Disney star, Bridgit Mendler is now the CEO of a space startup.

5. Former youtube vlogger, Ruby Franke has been sentenced to to 4 to 60 years behind bars.

“Scruffier than a motherfucker.”

@TIFFANYFONG_ VIA X

The first picture of the convicted crypto shyster has been revealed. Pictured in jail, poses alongside Bloods gang members who calls him ‘weird as s–t’ and “scruffier than a motherfucker”

The crypto Shyster: ‘He’s no snitch’

A recent photograph reveals the transformation of Sam Bankman-Fried, once a billionaire, now sporting a scruffy beard and a noticeably leaner and mean figure. The image, courtesy of independant crypto journalist Tiffany Fong, captures Bankman-Fried in a state of savagry, his usual grooming habits abandoned amidst the turmoil of the slammer. During an interview with Fong, an ex-inmate known as "G Lock" paints a picture of Bankman-Fried's prison life – a man coping with his new reality, his status ranked, his weight reduced, his self-care neglected, yet untouched by the untold violence behind prison walls.

Despite his ‘scruffy’ appearance, whispers within the detention center's cold, steel walls liken Bankman-Fried to a figure of unexpected resilience and resolve. "G Lock" bestows upon him the unlikely title of "gangster," a moniker more befitting hardened criminals than fallen CEOs. His credibility, oddly enough, is bolstered by his silence; unlike the notorious rapper Tekashi Six Nine, who sought leniency through betrayal, Bankman-Fried remains stoic. Loose lips sing ships, is honor, in the eyes of some, intact. “He’s no snich” Says Glock.

As the days inch closer to March 28th, the date of his sentencing, Bankman-Fried's tale continues to unfold His conviction on seven charges of fraud and conspiracy, tied to the embezzlement of $10 billion from his defunct cryptocurrency exchange, hangs heavy in the air. His past as a crypto king clashes with his new prison buddies.

Nusr-Et Steakhouse Is getting slammed online, or maybe they’re just salty.

Via Instagram

Nusret Gökçe' aka SALT BAE navigates a mix of likes and public controversies, from labor disputes, to clout grabs World cup bans, and the upcoming closure of a high-profile Manhattan branch. Now the online reviews aren’t so zesty.

Salt-Free pls

Nusret's London steakhouse, part of a global chain owned by Nusret Gökçe or 'Salt Bae,' has implemented energy-saving measures by turning off the heating during times of low demand. Despite online complaints about undercooked food, the restaurant continues to attract millions in revenue and a glamorous clientele, including celebrities like David Beckham and Naomi Campbell. The steakhouse, with locations in major cities such as New York and Dubai, is well-known for its Instagram-worthy atmosphere but not all creators want the sprinkle.

Salt Bae often finds himself in the spotlight, whether flaunting his wealth on social media or making uninvited appearances at events like the 2022 FIFA World Cup final. The sultan of salt’s steakhouse chain recently made headlines for removing extravagant items like a gold-leaf steak from the London menu. Pricey dishes are left for the reputation for luxury.

Despite its financial success, the Nusr-Et brand has faced criticism in recent times, including issues with labor practices and the closure of a Manhattan burger joint. A Business Insider investigation revealed that ex-employees had their tips taken, and the Manhattan location, famous for its $99 gold-leaf milkshake, shut down after three years, suggesting the brand may have a big shake-up.

What else?

YouTube is updating its channel design

  • YouTube is updating its channel design for creators on TV screens, with improvements such as a prominent "Subscribe" button, a refreshed look, and other enhancements. The redesign aims to provide a more immersive layout and make subscribing easier. It also includes the ability to play a mix of videos from the channel next to the Subscribe button.

  • The takeaway. This redesign follows a significant increase in watch time for top creators on TV. The changes are expected to be well-received by creators and can potentially increase subscriber numbers and improve content presentation on larger screens.